i’m glad that we’re all on the same page and have collectively decided that Mean Girls 2 never happened.
I had a dream I went to Dennys and found my friend Alex. We went to Checkers and made a conga line back to my place. Then I was sitting on the back porch with 5 Republican ex-presidents eating BK, and we were like, “dude let’s do a BK commercial cause this shit is so tastey”. So we make an awesome musical-commerical. Then we jumped into the pool because “it’s flashy to swim in $1000 dollar suits”. Then I looked in the mirror, and I was a dog.
so since we’ve met the pre-scratch version of the beta troll’s ancestors, does that mean we’re going to also meet the pre-scratch versions of the beta trolls? or at least learn about them?
if i shipped mitunaxlatula any harder i’d set sail for the high seas god damn
I’ve seen that a lot of people draw Mituna kinda short compared to the other trolls (maybe it’s the whole idea of him being the fandom’s baby? idk), but I imagine him to be quite tall and lanky, which fits with a headcanon of mine:
Whenever Mituna is tagging along with Latula and they’re just standing around, he likes to rest his chin on her head with a big ol’ dumb smile because he’s just comfortable she’s close and probably because I just imagine him being all smiles with her for the most part.
I have a head canon that before his brain got fried, Mituna was actually the one to teach Latula how to skateboard since she thought Mituna was really cool and always wanted to know how to skate anyways, but after the accident, he forgot how to skateboard and she ended up having to teach him how to.
when people leave the box in the fridge after they’ve taken the last can of soda.
there’s a place in hell for people like you.
THERE’S NOTHING AUTOMATED ABOUT ME, MEATBAG.
MY WHOLE WAY OF THING HAS JUST BEEN STAMPED INTO THE GROUND
I’M CRYING I CHECKED IT TUMBLR BOT IS A PERSON HELP I CAN’T BREATHE
GREATEST PLOT TWIST ON TUMBLR
This makes me sick… PLEASE REBLOG TO SPREAD THE WORD!!!!
this is legit terrifying
reblogging because right now the american politics is more interesting than what’s going on in my own country
I’m going to cry
This doesn’t have NEARLY enough notes
WATCH THIS WATCH THIS WATCH THIS WATCH THIS WATCH THIS
The Republicans have blamed Obama, VILLIFIED him over and over, hailing him as the Anti-Christ, but each and every step of the way each time Obama tried to pass something that would help the US, it was shot down. He’s being set up to fail.
What is worse. My sister is 23. She hasn’t gotten a Maryland state liscence yet. You need to be registered in the state you’re living in to vote. I did it, she has not. I asked her if she would have voted ANYWAY in this election.
She said no. Politics don’t matter to her. And what’s worse, my sister WAS almost raped. You would think she’d want to vote for someone who would protect her if that had happened.
The young generation of voters DON’T care. We’re the ones Obama is fighting for, we’re the ones he knows who can help him win this election, and just so many of us DON’T CARE.
PLEASE go out and vote. It doesn’t cost you anything.
American politics, once more feeding lies and deceit to it’s people